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Welcome to the Funny Farm! We have baby animals - from goats to pigs - as well as pony rides, and a pony carousel. We even have a self-contained zoo called the Red Barn! Want to witness delight? Bring the Funny Farm to your next event, and smiles will blossom! |
| What is it like to have the Funny Farm at your celebration? |
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| Imagine the thrill your children will experience when they get to pat one of the animals in the petting zoo. Baby animals have a charm and a draw like nothing else - except our own children! |
The car door opens - a child's foot comes into view, then the child steps out of the car. Pushing with their whole body to close the door, the child is out and looks around. They freeze, eyes locked on the wire pen on the lawn. "Daddy, they have baby goats!" The next moment, the parent shouts at the racing child 'slow down', but it does no good. The child has seen one of the animals from the Funny Farm, and no amount of shouting will stop them. In seconds they are at the fence, straining to pat the good natured goat, pig, or sheep wandering placidly inside. Minutes later, the parents arrive, smiling as widely as their child. There is something contagious in the joy a child experiences petting one of the animals in the Funny Farm!
Click to find out about the Funny Farm petting zoo and pony ride options, or send a price request form for your event!
The Funny Farm is USDA certfied for the health and welfare of the animals, and your guests.
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| The Funny Farm looks for animals with a gentle temperament, combined with a curiosity about people. This makes for a friendly critter at the petting zoo, and fun for the children! |
"Hey Mom, that one's sleeping!" Whether they are sleeping, playing, talking, eating, or just getting to know the children, Funny Farm animals always seem cute and cuddly! |
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| We populate our zoo with friendly, cute animals. Next, we make sure the Funny Farm is staffed by friendly attendents who keep the animals clean, and everyone happy! |
The Funny Farm can travel to your house, and transform your backyard into a fun-filled field trip! We provide a sturdy, portable fence for our kids, and yours! |
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| Children may say 'look, that's one of the 3 Billy Goat Gruffs'! Or maybe they'll spot Peter Rabbit. The Funny Farm comes with a wide variety of animals your guests will love to meet! |
"Hey - psssst - got any hay? C'mon, lemme have a bite of that carrot. Want a picture? Alright, I'll pose - but you gotta bring me a dandelion or something later, okay?" |
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| Even without trying, baby animals are extremely cute! The animals in the Funny Farm are clean, friendly, and meet all USDA requirements for petting zoos. |
Ducks, baby goats, ducklings, bunnies - they all get along in the Funny Farm. You might think your child is Dr. Doolittle when you watch them talk to the animals - and hear the animals talk back! |
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| There is nothing quite like watching your child play with animals. Funny Farm tries to provide the sweetest, most patient, loving animals available for the best time possible. |
We have to admit, these two look like a pair of patient listeners. Animals will often listen without judging - sweet, gentle friends your child will remember for years. |
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| Time to get ready for the next event! USDA requirements cover vaccinations, regular veterinary check ups, and facility standards. The Funny Farm is fully USDA certified! |
Bribing a goat is a good idea when you want to take your picture. A few flattering words, along with a handful of fresh picked grass, works wonders for a goat photo! |
| Always a favorite - the Red Barn petting zoo! |
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| This is an adorable little red barn that pulls up to your house. It has an inside and an outside area for the animals, giving the children 2 areas to visit with the animals. This is the Cadillac of petting zoos. |
A Little More About The Funny Farm
Petting zoos are a wonderful addition to a birthday party. We have been supplying the DFW metroplex with high quality petting zoos for years now (since 1991). We work with a farm that we have done business with for over 15 years on our petting zoos. Why don't we work with other petting zoos? It is because we are so picky about who we will work with. To be part of the Funny Farm, any zoo has to answer 3 important questions.
- Are the animals tame?
- Are they well cared for – ie, clean, have shot records up to date, etc.?
- Do they carry all the necessary USDA licenses?
You would be surprised how many fly by night operations there are in the DFW area. Anyone who lives in the country and has a few animals thinks they can run a petting zoo. We don't take this view, and so there are very, very few zoos that we will work with. Why are we so picky? Because we know you don’t want just ANYONE for your zoo. You want REAL professionals that care about YOUR child and the other children’s SAFETY!
It's the big things, and the little things, that make a difference. The Funny Farm will always clean up before leaving. The animals will be healthy, and vaccinated. We provide a hand washing station at each event along with signs that indicate proper hand washing methods, and details about the hand santizer used. Our staff will be friendly, courteous, and always care about the animals in the Funny Farm. Because of our attention to the big things and the little things, we know you and your guests will enjoy the Funny Farm at your event.
More questions? We tried to put the answers in the Funny Farm FAQ. When you are ready to add the delight of the Funny Farm review your petting zoo options, and send a price request form for your event!
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| Pony Rides - The story in smiles |
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"Mom - look at me!" |
"Go, Wildfire, go! Walk like the wind!" |
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"I'm the sheriff in these here parts, pard." |
"What? Did you say horses bite?" |
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"A pony today, and a wild, bucking bronco tomorrow." |
"Weeeee!" |
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"Mom, can we buy him and take him home? Pleeeeease?!" |
"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!" |
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"Hey everyone, follow me!" |
"What's your name?" |
A picture you will always treasure . . .
There is something about kids that makes them want to ride stuff. They start with a stuffed animal, then they try to ride the dog, at last settling for a ride on mom or dad's back. "Piggy back me!" Is it any wonder that parents love pony rides almost as much as children? We think that if they could, a child stay on a pony all the way up to puberty; that's how much they love the pony ride!
Our ponies are sweet, gentle natured, and ready to make wishes come true for your child. Whether you select a hand led pony ride, or one of our pony carousels, you'll get wide smiles and excited stories of "'member when I rode the horsie?" You'll have photos of your child having the time of their life, with their pony, who they will promise to always remember.
We love ponies, too, and take pride in the neat, professional appearance of our staff and all of the equipment that we use. From the saddles and tack used for our ponies, to the trailers and trucks used to transport the animals to your event, we keep everything top notch. All animals are groomed thoroughly prior to each event, and the equipment is checked for safety and cleanliness. To complete the package, our ponies are friendly, well loved, and will be happy to make new friends at your party!
Speaking of ponies, we subcontract with a company that we have done business with for years and years on ponies. They have a large stable of small, very tame, very pretty ponies that are well groomed with nice saddles. We have checked out all the pony and petting zoo people in the area and we deal with these people because of the quality, the professionalism, their dependability, and their friendliness to children and their parents. We have never had any problems with them. We act as their agents representing YOU the consumer. (Please review the Funny Farm FAQ to understand the safety and facility requirements.)
Click to find out about the pony ride options.
Click to send a price request form. |
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For the safety of our animals, as well as your children, the Funny Farm is inspected and licensed by the USDA as a Class C exhibitor. This insures that our animals live in clean, safe conditions, with appropriate shelter, bedding, and that all nutritional needs are met. Each year, our veterinarian certifies the health and care with documentation to the USDA.
Click to find out about the Funny Farm petting zoo and pony ride options!
Click to send a price request to add the Funny Farm to your event! |
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