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Whether you want a Santa, a Christmas magic show, an Elf, a seasonal character like Scrooge or the Snow Queen, Christmas face paint designs, the Sno-Show, live music from strolling singers, the Arctic Express train, reindeer or Party Ideas, we can help you! Serving Dallas, Ft. Worth, and the metroplex!

Santa & Mrs. Claus  

Santa Richard

What is it we love about Santa? He's cheery - he's giving - he's loving - he has a big white beard - and a sack filled with toys for girls and boys. If that is YOUR description of the perfect Santa then Santa Richard is a perfect choice! He is so friendly, people want to take him home and make him part of the family!

Santa Richard has a beautiful costume that is rich and plush. His beard is all natural, just like his twinkling eyes. Santa Richard has a wide smile for every child who wants to tell Santa what to bring for Christmas. Though it took him many years to get to the right age, we would say that Santa Richard was born to play the role of Santa! We are sure you will love him, too, and all we ask is that you send him back when your event is over!

Make your party list -
and if you want Santa Richard -
send us your Holiday wish!

Photo of Santa Claus standing by a bag of wrapped toys.

Santa Richard is ready to bring toys -
to all the excited girls and boys!

Photo close up of Santa in a bright red suit.

Santa Richard is ready to bring
a whole bag of holiday cheer to your event!

Photograph of Santa Richard holding a bag of toys over his shoulder.

Imagine the memories your child will have
after Santa Richard comes to their house!


Photograph of Santa Joe with a Santa sack with an elf inside.
Santa Joe T.

Santa Joe (a real beard Santa) is one of the most experienced Santas in the DFW metroplex with 25+ years of experience. He performs yearly at high profile events - such as the Highland Park Tree lighting! If you want personality plus, THIS is YOUR Santa! Joe enters the room with an attention getting "Ho-Ho-Ho" to get everyone's attention. There is NO DOUBT who he is! When booked with one of our mischievieous elves (like Alphie) or Mrs. Claus they play off each other with ad libs and quips that bring the house down with laughter! Imagine Mrs. Claus getting onto her husband for eating too many cookies or tracking in soot on the carpet! Or, imagine Alphie the Elf telling everyone that Santa says her toes curl up (curly toed shoes) because Santa says "her feet smell!" Santa Joe, whether paired with another entertainer or working solo, is great fun at adult holiday parties and a hit with children.  

Ready to invite Santa Joe? It's easy!
1. Click Joe's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's open, send us a Holiday request form!

Santa Joe has a little trouble with a stowaway elf!
 
Picture of Santa Joe waving high with one hand on his belt.
Photo of Santa Joe waving and holding a doll in one hand, available for parties in Texas.
Santa Joe has the warm personality,
and charisma,
to help everyone feel special.
Dolls need someone to love them -
and Santa Joe will find someone who is just right!

Santa Gary

We have a lot of Santa's with unique talents and abilities. For example, Santa Linden has a marvelous chair, and a classic motorcycle with a sidecar. Santa Earl modeled for American Airlines, and sings Christmas carols in a beautiful voice. Santa Gary is no exception! He is, like all our Santa's, warm and friendly with children. He's become a kid expert so that even the shy ones are likely to sit on his lap and share their wish list. He is a delight in that role.

Yet sometimes, you want a Santa for grown up Christmas parties where people want a little more entertainment. Santa Gary is really good on the saxophone! He'll warm hearts with his personality, and add a memorably musical good time, too! Your guests will be surprised that Santa Gary does more than distribute candy canes, and they'll soak up the good cheer of the party when he plays holiday favorites on the sax.

Santa Gary is a real beard Santa, with years of experience and just the right twinkle in his eye. Whether you are looking for a friendly Santa to please the kids, or an event where you'd like something different, consider Santa Gary to make this year's party exceptional!  

Ready to invite Santa Gary? It's easy! Just send us a Holiday request form!

Photographs of Santa Gary with a happy boy.

Mouse over for a second picture of Santa Gary, and
click to see how widely the boy is smiling!


We'll gladly help you plan your Holiday happening.
Ciick here to make a wish list!


Santa Earl  
Photograph of Santa Claus, played by Earl, sitting with a large present.
With twinkling eyes, lovely beard, and beautiful suit, Santa Earl is ready to make a stockingful of holiday memories!
Photograph of Santa Earl holding a small christmas present.
Earl is a lovable Santa, with natural hair and beard.

Earl is one of the top Santa's in the DFW area. He remains in character from the moment he steps into the venue. His repertoire of Santa anecdotes never ends. He tells stories, leads guests in Christmas carols, poses for photo ops, and leaves everyone feeling like "the real Santa" was truly there. He was featured in Christmas print advertising for American Airlines in 2001. The companies he has performed as Santa for look like a "Who's Who" out of Fortune 500. He books up for key Friday and Saturday nights in December 1-2 years in advance!

"Santa Earl needs no improvement. He had the attention of all children and a story for each one . . . He can bring all the children's attention to him, and most of all a smile to my little boy's face. I will use Santa Earl again next year." - Carol Altay

"Our evening brought back childhood thoughts of Christmas time." - Susan Pitts

Ready to invite Santa Earl? It's easy!
Click Earl's Calendar to check availability. If he's open, send us a Holiday request form!


Santa Linden

Santa Linden is an unusual Santa. Oh, he has white whiskers, and he has a beautiful red suit, and a fine lap for children to share their Christmas list. Santa Linden is unusual for what else he has - a fabulous Santa chair, as well as a 1976 vintage Harley-Davidson motorcycle. He'll sit in your chair, and be glad to do it - yet if you want a real centerpiece for your party, Santa's chair will do it. No one else has a chair like this, which makes sense for someone as special as Santa!

The Harley is another way to make a visit from Santa Linden different from any other performers. Adults will want their picture taken with Santa and this classic motorcycle. What a grand way to bring Santa to your grown up Christmas event! The chair rents for $100. The Harley rents for $250 per event. Both are in addition to hiring Santa Linden, and are available only when he is booked, too. With a real beard, a real belly, and really nice extras like these, Santa Linden can really add something special to your Christmas event this year!

Ready to invite Santa Linden? It's easy!Just send us a Holiday request form!

Photograph of Santa's chair, decorated with a garland.
Even Capt. Kirk's chair does not compare to Santa's throne! Dad's will be jealous!
Photo of Santa Claus in a vintage Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
A fun way for adults to get a Christmas picture!
Photograph of Santa Linden with 2 children in his lap.
Santa Linden with the best accessory of all -
happy children still full of glee at seeing Santa!

Santa Lyle & Sleigh

We know that Santa travels in a sleigh - how about a Santa who travels with a sleigh? That would be Santa Lyle. He has a nice beard, a nice costume, and one of the nicest sleighs that we have ever seen! You can have him at your event with or without the sleigh. It will be perfect for photos! Just look at the example of Santa Lyle with a guest! (The one thing that you can't have is the sleigh without Santa Lyle. We're sorry about that.)

The sleigh and Santa Lyle are classy, and will create long lasting, warm Christmas memories for your guests! Add an extra special touch with a fabulous sleigh, complete with real beard Santa, to your event. Best of all? Santa Lyle will handle the delivery for you!

Ready to invite Santa Lyle? It's easy! Just send us a Holiday request form!

Photograph of Santa Lyle wearing a nice red suit, waving.
Santa Lyle in a friendly pose.
Photograph of Santa Lyle sitting in a sleigh with a child.
Photo of a winter sleigh.
Santa Lyle poses in the vintage sleigh with a little visitor.
The beautiful sleigh, available only with Santa Lyle.

Santa Brett

Brett is a warm, friendly, experienced Santa. He has worked as a children's entertainer for many years, both as Santa and as a general family entertainer. Kids warm up around Brett, sensing they can talk freely with Santa, knowing he listens to every word. As Santa, Brett can make balloon sculptures for your guests, giving an unexpected touch to your celebration. In addition to his charming performance, Brett is dependable, so you never have to worry that his sleigh will be late! As Santa, Brett puts people at ease at any party where he appears. Brett is great for your Christmas celebration, too!

Photo of Santa Brett, close up.
Photo of Santa Brett with a giant present.

Santa Brett wears genuine whiskers for a real experience.

Santa Brett next to a giant package of Christmas cheer!

Ready to invite Santa Brett? It's easy!
Click here to view Santa Brett's schedule. If he's
available on the day you'd like, send us a Holiday request form! Be sure to give us a second choice in case Santa Brett is already booked.


Santa Jimmy

Santa Jimmy will delight your children. He is a very gentle, sweet, grandfatherly Santa with his own REAL whiskers! He is friendly, approachable, and has the patience of a SAINT! He talks to each and every child while taking pictures and makes them each feel special and important. He has several years experience as Santa and we get lots and lots of repeat customers asking for him. He books up early for December so call in advance!.

Ready to invite Santa Jimmy? It's easy!
1. Click Jimmy's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's available, send us a Holiday request form!

Santa Jimmy in the sleigh with a reindeer.
 
Checking for the other reindeer?
Look closer to try and spot them!

We'll gladly help you plan your Holiday happening.
Ciick here to make a wish list!

Santa Mac  

Santa Mac is warm, gentle, and the kind of man you can imagine reading the Night Before Christmas with a child cuddled in his lap. Children will gravitate to this Santa, as he is like a grandfather to them. His gentle manner is friendly, not frightening. His beautiful soft voice is soothing to the ear. He looks just the way a child expects Santa to look, with a real beard, and a real belly - nothing artificial. He knows his character including Santa history. He goes the extra mile to have a naughty and nice book with him, a Santa ID card, and a signet ring used to seal official Santa documents. After the children visit with Santa Mac they will say "Mom/Dad, there really is a Santa Claus! I just met him!" Have Santa Mac at your event and bring the magic of Christmas to life.

Ready to invite Santa Mac? It's easy!
Just send us a Holiday request form!

Photo of Santa in a European style outfit.

Photograph close up of a real beard Santa.
Photograph of a real beard Santa, head and shoulders shown.
Santa Mac considers what's next.
For the best Santa's in the Metroplex, call Funny Business!
Photo of Santa Mack by moonlight.

Photo of Santa Mack checking his supply of toys!

Soft as snowflakes, Santa Mac brings toys!
Santa Mac packs something for everyone!

Santa Patrick
Photograph of Santa Clause with a real beard.
With blue eyes and a wide smile, Santa Patrick is a classic!

With his real beard and red suit, Santa Patrick is the very image of Father Christmas. He is an excellent choice for a Santa visit. He will listen as the children tell him what they want for Christmas, and pose with your party guests for pictures. If you like, he will even distribute presents. Santa Patrick is a classical Santa, which means he focuses on the role rather than some other kind of entertainment. We have Santa's who will sing, who will make balloon animals, or add another dimension of entertainment to the role. Santa Patrick is the classic Santa, full of love, projecting a warm heart, and making Christmas memories in his role. We think he looks a lot like the Santa from Miracle on 34th St (one of our favorite movies!) and we are sure you will love him at your party!

Ready to invite Santa Patrick to your holiday celebration? Then send us a Holiday request form!


Photo of Mr. & Mrs. Claus!
Santa Fred

(Below Right) This is a close-up of Santa Fred. You can see that he is a beautiful Santa with a very plush suit. He is very friendly with the children. They will all believe in Santa when Santa Fred comes to your party!

(Left) This is a husband wife combo that everyone will love. Santa Fred is jolly as can be. Mrs. Claus is sweet and the perfect compliment to her husband. She can assist him in keeping children happy by telling stories, face painting, or just being the perfect assistant to Santa.

Ready to invite Santa Fred? It's easy!
Simply send us a Holiday request form!

"Everyone loved Santa Fred! He was a hit for all ages!
Santa Fred helped make the party a great success!!!"
- Teresa Meyer

Photograph of Santa with a thoughtful child on his lap.
Photo of Santa Fred, close up.

Santa Fred with a happy child!

Close-up of Santa Fred.


Photograph of Santa with Mrs. Claus handing him a glass of milk.
Santa Jim

With a beautiful voice that pleases the ear, a wonderful manner that draws people to him, and a fabulous costume, Santa Jim is an outstanding hire for your event! People absolutely love his voice, and once you hear him, you'll love him too. He just sounds like Santa! Jim and his wife are available for those events when you want Mr. and Mrs. Claus. He has lots of experience, a winning way, and he is a delight to work with. You'll be glad you called for Santa Jim!

Ready to invite Santa Jim? It's easy!
1. 1. Click Santa Jim's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he is free on the day you want, send us a Holiday request form! (Be sure to give us a second choice option in case Santa Jim is gets booked.)

Santa gets a glass of milk and a cookie from Mrs. Claus.

 


Santa Aaron

Picture of Santa Aaron wearing a plush red Santa suit.
For the shy, a friendly wave -
for the energetic, high five!

Santa is one of the most beloved characters ever, and Aaron is one of our most popular entertainers. Bring the two together, and you have Santa Aaron! He is so good with kids, it almost seems like he is reading their mind. Santa Aaron is warm hearted, and radiates loving acceptance. At the same time, he has high energy, and knows how to entertain in a costume. You'll find him an excellent Santa for photos, meet & greet, or strolling to pass out candy canes. Don't be surprised, though, if you find the children sticking with Santa - they are drawn to him like a kitten to milk!

Do you want a Santa for your child's birthday party? Santa Aaron is the best choice when a child wants Santa at their party. Aaron is our only Santa to play games with the children. What kind of games, you ask? Parachute games, follow the leader games - games where everyone is a winner, and no one is a loser. They play for the joy of playing and being together. He will bring music to your child's party, and they will have a great time with the games and activities.

You'll like the way Santa Aaron cares for each guest, and he always takes time to help make wonderful memories for everyone.

Ready to invite Santa Aaron? Send us a Holiday request!


Santa Wendell

Sometimes we meet an entertainer who is so good with people, so friendly, and so likeable, we suggest they 'stretch' their skills and embrace new characters. This is what happened with Wendell the Balloon Dude. He's an excellent entertainer, much beloved by his audiences, and this year, Wendell is available as a natural beard Funny Business Santa. We convinced him to wear the red, and put his many years of experience entertaining audiences to work this holiday season! With a gentle way and a quick wit, Wendell will keep your audiences glad to have Santa at their event!

Ready to invite Santa Wendell? It's easy!
1. Click Wendell's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's open, send us a Holiday
request form!
Photo of Santa Wendell in a cowboy hat.
 
Father Christmas dressed for Texas!
Photo of Santa Wendell checking his list.
Photo of Santa Wendell keeping a secret.
Santa gets out the list, and checks it - nice!
Santa Wendell keeps a secret!
 

Scrooge

What do you do at the Christmas party for the adults? They'll enjoy seeing Santa, yet most of the time, adults assume the interactions with Santa are just for kids. We suggest that you bring in another well known Christmas character, Scrooge! Our Scrooge actors create the role in a comical way, with lots of humbug and penny pinching attitude. These guys could squeeze a nickel so hard it pays a dime ransom! Part of what makes Scrooge funny is that he resembles our dads. Remember dad turning down the thermostat, and prowling the house, flipping off lightswitches? Scrooge has that tendency taken to an extreme, and spiced with Victorian phrases and references to A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Add a Scrooge, and then step back to watch the guests enjoy the entertaining miser!

To bring in Scrooge, just send us this inexpensive Holiday request. It won't cost you a dime!

  Photograph of Scrooge character played by a christmas actor.
   
Scrooge prepared to spread a little Christmas fear among the paparazzi.
Photo of the Scrooge Christmas character, standing with a cane, and several women.   Picture of Scrooge, a christmas character, standing with a cane and a top hat.
Must be the cane - a bevy of beauties gathered around Scrooge.
 
Scrooge dressed, and ready to perform.

The Magic of Christmas with Dal  
Photograph of magician Dal making Santa appear from a bag filled with presents.
What's more magical than Santa's sack full of presents? The best present of all - Santa himself!

The holidays are a magical time. No matter what else is going on, we smile a little more, remembering the fun of the holiday from years past. We wrap our houses and trees in pretty colored lights, and wrap presents for that special day. There are cookies and candy canes, mistletoe and holly, and of course, Christmas parties. For your party this year, add a special touch that your guests will remember all year long - Dal's the Magic of Christmas show.

Dal is an experienced magician with the right blend of charm, comedy, and eye blinking magical effects. His charisma keeps the audience focused on him, while kids will warm to his friendly manner. Even without magic, Dal would be a hit on stage! With magic, you have a show that your guests will simply not believe they are seeing with their own eyes! Imagine the ooh's as Dal makes tiny Christmas trees and decorations materialize out of thin air. Along the way, two of Santa's helpers keep changing places, and the audience thinks they know how (everyone laughs when they discover they were wrong!) An out ot season bunny will join the fun, and then, when Dal speaks the magic words, Santa appears from a tiny sleigh!

The Magic of Christmas has warmed hearts and unleashed laughter for 20 seasons of enjoyment. It is a classic program enjoyed by all audiences. The entire program is built upon holiday magic, keeping it seasonally appropriate. The show is filled with music, audience participation, and a sack full of fun. Your guests will talk about this show well into the new year!

For a touch of magic at your Christmas event, share your wish with a Holiday request!


The Snow Queen  
Photo of Margaret Clauder as the holiday character Snow Queen.
The Snow Queen invites you to laugh and learn!

In the holiday season, is there an option for entertainment that doesn't involve Christmas? Oh yes, there is, with the Snow Queen's show! This is a cold weather program that merges Hans Christian Andersen's famous story character with science! The star of the show is an adorable penguin puppet, supported by the Snow Queen in her beautiful costume. This show is only available December - January, with cold weather subjects and science. It's true! Read on for the details of this engaging winter season show.

The program features magic effects that will demonstrate the four forms of water - steam, water, snow, and ice! Children will marvel that water turns to ice or snow with the touch of the Snow Queen's hand or a puff of her icy breath. They will laugh as Chilly the penguin (a life size Emperor penguin puppet) actually reads a volunteer's mind! At the end of the program, the audience is reminded that getting to know someone is the only way to find the beauty inside each person. The Snow Queen illustrates this with an empty paper bag that turns out to be filled with crystal boxes holding delicate flowers. To find the beauty within a person, we must get to know them.

This is a great show that features a gorgeous Emperor penguin puppet (over 3 feet tall - the size of a 4 year old child), comedy, music, beautiful magic, a valuable message, and science information about the water cycle and Antarctica. The show runs 40 - 45 minutes and will hold your guests attention with the Snow Queen's blend of fun and information!

Ready to invite the Snow Queen? It's easy!
First, check Margaret's Calendar. Next, if she's open, send us a Holiday request form!


Mrs. Claus Bell Show  
Picture of Mrs Claus character portrayed by Margaret Clauder, holding bells.

Let Mrs. Claus share the Christmas spirit and
give the gift of music to all of your guests!

The cool promise of Christmas is in the air. A crowd is gathered at the Holiday event, excitement crackling in the air around them. At a word, the sound of bells fills the hall as tens of people merrily ring out a Christmas carol. The sound is mesmerizing as live music always is, yet these are not professional musicians. The spirit of the season comes from the smiles and sounds of guests playing music together, and the happiness they feel right now will stay with them for weeks to come. That is the Mrs. Claus bell show!

If you are tone deaf but can distinguish colors YOU can be taught in just 3 minutes how to play bells! Margaret has several wonderful Holiday songs including Silver Bells, Jingle Bells, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Joy to the World, and more! Up to 37 people can play together in the bell choir. This show has been featured on stage at events from intimate home parties to large city events such as the City of Dallas Holiday Wish Celebration 2004 with over 20,000 people in attendance. 

This program can be adjusted, from a 30 minute performance with storytelling or Mrs. Claus with her Mary Talks A Lot Doll, down to 15 minute bell sessions. You can even arrange a "come and go" 10 minute version of the Bell Show for mingling audiences at large events. This 10 minute version can be repeated 3 times per hour as crowds change. We provide sound equipment and all the fun. You only provide an electrical outlet and the crowd! This is age appropriate for 6 and up, but don't think this is just for children! Mrs. Claus frequently performs her bell show JUST for adults!

It's easy to add music go your event. First, check Margaret's Calendar. Next, if she's open, send us a Holiday request form!


We'll help you plan your Holiday happening.
Ciick here to make a wish list!

Rudolph's sister, Roudette the Red Nose Reindeer
Picture of Kelly as Roudette, a Christmas character with a bear marionette, part of a Christmas program available in Dallas Fort Worth metroplex.   Picture of Kelly as Roudette, an Xmas character, holding a Christmas Tree puppet used in her holiday program.

Roudette arrives at Christmas with a
show where the toys seem to come alive!

 

Roudette with a custom Christmas tree
puppet
. Her holiday show is pure magic!

Roudette is Rudolph's sister, with a fun, engaging program that features loveable puppets, such as a dancing bear. She not only dances, but when she turns around to shake her booty, she rings in holiday cheer! Kids and adults will laugh during the show. The program ends with a puppet singing Christmas is the Time To Love. During the show, the audience will learn to think of Rudolph in a new way; that what made people made fun of was just the thing to save the day. You'll be glad you booked Roudette in the holiday season!
Elves  
David - Elf Juggler  
Would you like to add a visual experience at your Christmas party? Our juggling elf is just what you need! David is pleasant, warm, personable, and highly skilled at juggling! With a costume perfect for the holidays, and jaw dropping skills, he'll be an eye catching addition to your event. With manners that would make his grandmother proud, our Eagle Scout, Guiness World Record holder is great around children, too. They'll laugh and clap and agree that it is perhaps the best Christmas party ever! We'll tell you his slick juggling is only exceeded by his friendly charisma. (click pictures below for larger images.)
Photo of David dressed as a juggling elf doing a 3 ball routine, available for Christmas events in Dallas Ft. Worth.
Picture of David dressed as an elf, an eaglescout juggler ready for Christmas parties in Dallas Ft. Worth.
Photograph of Eagle Scout juggler David with rings and a ball, ready for Xmas parties in Dallas Ft. Worth.

With 2 hands, he can juggle 5 balls - and
keep the smile on his face! That's slick!

Friendly and energetic, with good coordination.
Have him greet your guests to start the smiles!

Whether a rubber ball or colored rings,
David can juggle almost anything!

Ready for the Juggling Elf at your party? First, check David's calendar. Then, if he's open, send us a Holiday request form!

Alphie The Elf  
Photo of Margaret Clauder as Alphie the Elf.
Alphie is a real elf, from the toes of her
gold shoes to the tip of her pointed ears!

Margaret Clauder is a very versatile entertainer. As Alphie the Elf she can provide a holiday themed childrens show where toys will come to life (adorable puppets) and talk and sing directly to the children. One of the highlights of the show is when the Mary Talks-A-Lot doll appears from a Christmas present and Alphie sadly recognizes that she cannot demonstrate the doll's ability to talk because she has no batteries. Then Alphie discovers, along with the children, the magic of the season when Mary does begin to talk! More than talk, she comes alive and engages Alphie in playful banter. In addition, she sings the Christmas classic - all I Want For Christmas Is my Two Front Teeth. Alphie is as mystified and delighted as the children by this magical turn of events!

The program lasts 40 - 45 minutes and contians many other engaging routines. The show has puppets, magic tricks, music, comedy, and closes with a chorus of children from the audience, wearing antlers, singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. There is much magic in the air, and you'll love the way Alphie magically turns each child 's nose in the chorus bright red!

Instead of a show, would you like a character at your party to face paint holiday designs, make balloon reindeer or snowmen, as well as offer strolling entertainment? Then Alphie is your elf! She is an outstanding face painter and extraordinary balloonist. Whether you want to thrill your audience as a group with a show, or one on one, Alphie can bring just what you need to make the party more special!

Ready for a helper elf at your party? First, check Margaret's Calendar. Next, if she's open, send us a Holiday request form! We'll have the reindeer bring her right to your door!


Martha

Martha, AKA Miss Cookie, has been entertaining children since 1996. She is currently the Vice President for Happi Tymes Clowns in Arlington. Barely 5 feet tall, 100 lbs. and with a tiny little voice, she looks like a big kid herself. She is definitely an adult but still a child at heart. Children gravitate to her because she is happy, non-threatening, and has such a sweet demeanor. She has a cute magic show and can face paint, make balloon animals, play games, perform with puppets, or tell stories with the children. Awards: Gold medal for skit performance at Circus Circus, Las Vegas, Gold Medal for skit performance Steve Kissell's Comedy Workshop.

Ready to invite Martha the Elf? It's easy!
1. Click Martha's Calendar to check availability.
2. If she's open, send us a Holiday request form!

Photo of Martha as a Holiday Elf.
 

Martha adds a seasonal puppet to her performance!

Photograph of Gator Elf picture.
Kenny aka Gator

Gator is an entertainer extraordinaire. He can do anything, and he does it all superbly! From juggling, to stilt walking, to balloon artistry, to face painting, to clowning and more! He is a top children and family entertainer in our REGION! He is what we in the industry call "An All Arounder" meaning he is perfect for a multi-hour event, switching from one activity to another.

He has dozens of wonderful, creative stilt costumes including: Ten Foot tall cowboy, Genie, Basket Ball Player, German man, Uncle Sam on Stilts and more! He juggles while on stilts, tells jokes, and interacts with the crowd in a way that only a polished professional of his calibre can. He has a day rate that makes him very affordable for corporate parties. With exceptional skills like this, Gator is an outstanding holiday entertainer!

Ready to invite Gator the Elf? It's easy!
Just send us a Holiday request form!

Gator the Elf tries, and yet always makes silly mistakes.

Jolly and Leon the Elves
 

During the Christmas season, many Funny Business entertainers adopt an alter ego. The result? Top entertainers, experienced and super funny, present their talents with Christmas trimmings. Tricia and Susan (two of our most requested clowns) are Jolly the Elf, and Leon the Elf. Either individually, or together, they will have your guests laughing, relaxing, and enjoying the Holiday party! Great with adults and children, these elves will never be sel-vish, making sure to share the Holiday cheer wherever they are!

Susan and Tricia both have hilariously funny holiday magic shows using lots of audience participation. Both entertainers also have puppet shows. After finishing their program, they can entertain your guests with strolling elf antics, holiday balloon sculptures, or lovely holiday face painting. They are multi talented and easily change from one activity to another, keeping your party hopping with fun!

Ready to invite Jolly or Leon? It's easy!
Click here to view Leon's schedule

Click here to view Jolly's schedule

If the elf you want is available, just send us a Holiday request form! Be sure to have a second choice, just in case!

Photo of Jolly the Elf & Leon the Elf.
 
Jolly the Elf and Leon the Elf are always silly fun!
Photo of Jolly the Elf.
Photo of Leon the Elf with a penguin puppet.
Jolly the Elf will entertain guests with Holiday hijinks . . .
. . . while leoN the Elf brings a special puppet guest!
Holiday Face Paint

Face paint is a popular addition to a party, including a Christmas party! We have many fun designs that reflect the spirit of the season. Your guests will sparkle and twinkle like ornaments with our face paint designs. Let us work with you to make the party more memorable, and give your guests just a little more - a bit of the Christmas spirit they can wear all the way home.

Photographs of Holiday face paint designs from Funny Business.
Photographs of Christmas face paint designs from Funny Business.
Click any photo to see a larger version.

Live Music w/strolling Victorian Christmas carolers
Photo of Funny Business Christmas carol singing group.

Bring the ambience of a Dickens Christmas to life at your holiday party with our special Victorian Carolers. These carolers will enchant you with their lovely voices. You will instantly be transported back down memory lane of Christmases long past where sugar plum fairies danced in your head and the house smelled of cinnamon and apple cider. We have a quartet and a trio available for parties. 2 hour minimum. Call early for best availability! This is the perfect strolling group. They will stroll through your party adding atmosphere and putting everyone they encounter in the perfect Holiday mood. No set up. No clean up. No worry. Just book them and be happy! Your guests will thank you for it!

Ready to invite the Victorian Christmas carollers? It's easy!
Just send us a Holiday request form!

Enjoy some songs by our Christmas carolers

White Christmas

Winter Wonderland

A Christmas Wish

I'll be Home For Christmas

(These are mp3 files. After clicking, the music player on your computer should open to play the song. If it does, and you cannot hear the music, please check to be sure your speakers are plugged in, turned on, and the volume is turned up.)

The Make & Take Sno Show
Photo of girl with a tiny snow woman.
"I'm going to call her Frosty!"

Some children in the Dallas Ft.Worth area have never seen snow. They have never caught a snow flake on their tongue, bounced on a toboggan, or made a snow man. At your next holiday party, bring in the sno for a blizzard of fun! The Make & Take Sno Show is an exciting and unique activity for guests to create and decorate their very own sno-man! This is a fun and one of a kind activity for the children at your event. There will be buckets of snow (actually, it is fine shaved ice) and plenty of add-ons to decorate each sno-man.

Artistic temperament and accessories mean no two sno-men are the same. Your guests will chill their hands in the snow, sculpting their frosty friend, and then decorate with yarn, pipe cleaners, tiny dots for buttons, and more. Parents are invited to join the fun, too! For your event, we can offer digital picture taking as a complimentary service to those who do not have a camera on hand to capture this wonderful experience. We will take a picture of the child and their completed sno- man and email this picture on the day of the event. That night your guests will re-live this wonderful encounter with snow! To make this even easier, we will staff the event with smiling helpers! When the party is over, our staff will clean and clear, leaving you with all the compliments for a really 'cool' party!

What size crowds can we accomodate? With one table of sno, you can provide this fun for up to 150 - 200 children an hour. At one city sponsored event, 1500 children made a sno-man in a 3 hour period. We can scale up for big events, and introduce all of your guests to the fun of sno!This is a really special Christmas activity that your guests will love!

Contact us for the Make & Take Sno Show request form today!

Picture of girl with a snow man model ona plate.
Photo of a lot of children making tiny snow men.
Photograph of a girl smiling while holding her tiny snow man.
A proud sno artist!
This is a wonderful, unusual project for the whole group!
"Hey Mom, look what I made!"

All aboard the Arctic Express!

For everyone who loves the story of the Polar Express, this is a dream come to life! This little train will light up children's eyes as they ask "can I go next?" This train is an old fashioned steam looking train, similar to the train from the story "The Polar Express". It will hold up to 24 children at a time. It MUST run on concrete and requires a wide turning radius, so parking lots or streets are perfect for it to run on. Trains can help carry guests from one part of the party to another. Our trains are not lawn mower pulled barrels that look cheap and ready to turn over.

You'll love our friendly conductor. Children will imagine they are on their own trip to the North Pole with this trackless train! Our trains are beautiful hand crafted works of art that will carry children on a magical fun filled ride to Imagination Station.

Photograph of a kiddie train modeled after the steam locomotive from the Polar Express story.
24 children at a time can ride this strong little train. It looks like a real train, and doesn't need tracks!

Reindeer - The Magic Of The Holidays on 4 Feet!
Photo of baby reindeer, from Funny Business.
Baby reindeer have soft fur, wide eyes, and the power to tug at your heart.

Reindeer are almost mythical creatures, endowed with the power of glowing noses and the gift of flight! They are gentle, grazing animals, larger than many people realize, and to meet one is a timeless memory. The effect is powerful on children, who of course know Rudolph, yet adults will stop, put aside their hectic schedules, and smile. Funny Business can provide you with live reindeer for your event, to transform your celebration into a lifetime memory. We can also have a Santa in a sleigh for a photograph to commemorate the event. How many years will people show that picture, when they got to see and touch a real reindeer? When you want to make the biggest, long last impact, call on the magic of reindeer!

Photo of adult, mature reindeer from Funny Business.
Photo of Santa in a sit-in sleigh, available from Funny Business.
There is a quiet majesty to a full grown reindeer.
Santa has room for one more! Are you ready for the ride?

Party Ideas

You can make your Holiday or Christmas party extra special this year with wonderful additions available from Funny Business. When you arrange for Santa, why not add Mrs. Claus and her bell show? Or how about an elf with a magic show, face painting, or balloons for the younger guests? You can add one of our caricature artists, too, and they'll add a seasonal touch to their work keeping it Christmas appropriate. You can have the Funny Farm, our high quality, USDA approved petting zoo, too!

Ready to make this an event your guests will talk about for months? Here are some outstanding options!

  • Strolling Christmas carolers
  • Live reindeer and a sleigh for photo ops
  • Holiday puppet shows
  • Balloon decor
  • Arts and crafts
  • Christmas magic shows
  • Games
  • Christmas Bell Shows
  • Roaming holiday characters such as Frosty, Rudolph, Scrooge, Gingerbread men and women, The Snow Queen, Toy Solders on stilts, and more.
Photo of the blue kiddie train.
All aboard the kiddie train! They'll wait patiently for their turn to ride, and when they are finished, they'll tell their friends about riding the train at your event!

Let this year's party be your biggest, best ever for all your guests! Funny Business can help you deliver your dreams!


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